Forget the pizza. This Mom I’D LIKE TO FUCK is hungry for 10-Pounder.

Forget the pizza. This HORNY HOUSEWIFE is hungry for wang.

Pandora, a 56-year-old British HORNY HOUSEWIFE, orders two big Hawaiian pizzas, no artichokes, but when the delivery woman chaser arrives, that babe makes a decision she’d rather have his shlong than dinner.

She invites him in and spreads the pizza box, checking for artichokes.

“I’m sure there is smth I could choke on,” she says. “Come with me.”

The thing is, this chab doesn’t speak her language and doesn’t understand a word this babe says…until this babe says, “I would actually like to screw u.” “Fuck” is one of those words everybody understands.

So Pandora takes him to her bedroom, where this babe sucks his jock, hops on top of it, rides it unbending and jacks him onto her nice-looking face. The pizza’s getting cold, but that is what microwaves are for.

And what are pizza delivery men for? To shag hot HORNY HOUSEWIVES. At least that is the impression I have gotten from a lifetime of watching porn.

Fast poll: Who acquires more porn slit?

A. Pizza delivery boyz
B. Cable lads
C. Plumbers
D. Electricians

Anyway, about Pandora. She is from Luton, which is north of London. She’s a Mamma and grandmother. That babe works in wedding planning. She is divorced. She’s a swinger. She loves guys who wear suits. We found her on Twitter. The superlatively worthwhile job that babe is ever had?

“Shooting for u, certainly!”

Of course!

The majority nice job for studs who urge to have sex with porn SEXY HOUSEWIVES? My vote goes to pizza delivery lads.

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